December 2011
To my followers this New Year's Eve,
scurviesdisneyblog:
I hope that you had a wonderful year, and may the next be filled with:
Magic
Adventure
Laughter
Friendships
Family
Romance
and happily ever afters
May you all find happiness, love, and laughter in everything you do next year, and forward.
I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when...
– Lemony Snicket (via bloodpressured)
bellatrixareforkids:
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
uh huh right right
ok
wait what the fuck is that in the corner
hOLY SHIT
o hmy god???
I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
I don’t doubt that it is hard to die but it can’t be much harder than getting...
– Looking for Alaska (via fueledbysegovia)
You don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.
– John Green (via ursaeminoris)
My heart was a hysterical, unreliable organ.
– Vladimir Nabokov (via stacycollado)
NEVER ENDING PIZZA SEXUAL FRUSTRATION: How... →
cumberqueen:
cumberqueen:
cumberqueen submission from thepurpleshirtandthefez:
Ok, this may or may not work depending if Sherlock season two is going to be put on the BBC iplayer but what you need to do is download Expat Shield, and what that does is trick the internet…
Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
crazedlunatic:
somethinglestrange:
DON’T SAY THESE THINGS.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Then, I turned around and walked to my room and closed my door and put my head...
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Stephen Chbosky)
most of the time I just want to paint everything...
Sex Negativity & Skyrim →
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
slyther-in-doctor:
houseofjathan:
annietheawkwarddork:
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
DERP FACES!
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.